Quotable quotes on SEX, Marriages, spouses, prostitution etc

Opinions on Sex

From a husband

* I love you in b-lue. I love you in r-ed. But most of all, I love you in bed.

From a wife

* The difference between a lover and a husband is the difference between the day and the night.

From a lover

* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

From a marriage counsellor

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

From a young sex educator

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.

From an old sex educator

* Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.

From a teenager

* I’m not attracted by a girl’s mind…. But by what she doesn’t mind.

From a politician

* A mistress lies between a mis-ter and a mat-tress.

From a journalist

* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

From a policeman

* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – don’t and stop, unless they are used together.

From a soldier

* Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!

From a hunter

* Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg, will not find nuts.

From a fashion designer

* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

From a pimp

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

From a gangster

* Guns don’t kill people… Husbands who come home early do.

From a grandmaster

* Chess players mate better.

From Harry Potter

* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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